The Scolai

“Just a Good Guy…With a Few Bad Habits”

The Proper Way To Conduct A Traffic Stop

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I am quite certain my friend “D.O.T.W.” has already introduced this maneuver to miscreants here in Michigan.

And yes, if it weren’t already obvious, I believe in summary justice.


Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.  

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.The driver rolled down the window and WHACK the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. 

“What the hell was that for?” the driver asked. 

“You’re in Texas son,” the trooper answered. “When we pull you over in
Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your

“I’m sorry officer,” the driver said, “I’m not from around here.”

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license – he’s clean– and gives the guy his license back.  

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.  The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.  

“What’d you do that for?”  The passenger demanded.  

“Just making your wish come true,” replied the trooper. 

“Making WHAT wish come true?”  The passenger asked. 

“Because I know your type,” the trooper says.   “Two miles down the road you’re gonna turn to your buddy and say, ‘I wish that asshole would’ve tried that shit on me!’”


Written by thescolai

April 1, 2008 at 9:14 pm

Posted in Blogroll, Jokes

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  1. Every state needs more cops like that…..especially for a “BIT” and the assholes that wear their pants shackled…

    William Hampton

    April 2, 2008 at 7:34 am

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