The Scolai

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Kwame’s Clock

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A Detroit man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “Why are all those clocks there?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.” 

“Oh,” replied the man, “very interesting… whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock,” answered St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie.”

 “Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “And whose clock is that one?”St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.” 

“Where’s Kwame Kilpatrick’s clock?” asked the man.

“Kwame’s clock is in Jesus’ office.” St. Peter said. “He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”



Written by thescolai

March 27, 2008 at 12:20 pm

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  1. HAHAHA! I read this while I was at work and started cracking up! Hilarious…too bad we have to make jokes about this moron though.

    Mike D

    March 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  2. Perhaps the city of Detoilet could use a Kwamme fan to generate electricity……

    William Hampton

    March 28, 2008 at 7:49 am

  3. 7 blade ceiling fans have much better performance compared to those three bladed fans ;-:

    Curtain Panels ·

    November 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm

  4. ““ that seems to be a great topic, i really love it “`:

    Remanufactured Ink

    February 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm

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