The Scolai

“Just a Good Guy…With a Few Bad Habits”

Jack and Hill

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No doubt in my mind that Jack Nicholson is our greatest living actor, but what follows is a testament to why actors should stick to acting:

I think the quote/scene Jack was really thinking of was from “A Few Good Men:” “If you haven’t gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you’re just letting an opportunity pass you by.”

Nothing that I would be interested in–I think receiving oral sex from a rabid ferret would be more pleasurable, and certainly less dangerous, than anything Madame Clinton could provide–however, Jack has shown himself to be a kinkmiester over the years and it would surely be a way for Hillary to pay Bill back for Barbara Streisand.



Written by thescolai

March 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm

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  1. I now have no use for Jack whatsoever. Regardless of how I like his movies. He’s a stupidass just like the rest of ’em.


    March 5, 2008 at 1:23 pm

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