The Scolai

“Just a Good Guy…With a Few Bad Habits”

NHL Fans Hate Fighting???

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An open letter to NHL Commissioner Gary “The Ballerina” Bettman:

Dear Basketball Boy,

Hockey is a contact sport. Do you even watch the sport you are supposed to administer? Looking at pictures of you, I see you have the physique of a competitive non-contact Badminton player.  Is this the mindset you bring when deciding rule changes in a sport dominated by men with heart and soul?

B.B., hockey players LOVE to HIT. Hockey fans LOVE to see the big HITS, fights included. The poetry of this sport can only be appreciated by “Warrior Poets”, not “Hippie Poets.” You strike me as one of the latter. Viewing your record, I see that with every rule change designed to make our sport more European in nature, you lose audience.

Here is a prime example of how North American Hockey is supposed to be played, and a way to regain fans lost in the wake of your attempt to feminise a man’s game. You will notice two men settling their differences in front of an arena full of fans, on their feet, cheering their lungs out.

Yeah, I have to agree with you; Hockey fans really do hate fighting.

Oh, and in case your non-warrior mind can’t wrap itself around sarcasm, the above statement is a prime example.

Scolai

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Written by thescolai

October 27, 2007 at 6:16 am

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  1. I love the fact you presented a video in which a Blackhawk was beaten like a rented stepchild.

    godhateswestboro

    October 31, 2007 at 10:29 pm

  2. Bettman is a pussy !!

    William Hampton

    November 4, 2007 at 5:58 pm


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