Is it just me? Is my age showing, or is this about one of the most detestable pop culture phrases out there?
Christina’s Baby Bump, Nicole’s Baby Bump, Brittney’s Baby Bump, Insert no talent, over exposed pop tart’s Name here Baby Bump!!!!! AAAAHHHHHRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!
There is no other current phrase that inspires the type of psychotic rage in me that this one does (other than “potential democrat presidential candidate” or “helmet law” of course). I just want to find the originator of this phrase, put a steel toed boot in their stomach, then stand over their fetally positioned, agonizing body, watch the hematoma rise and say “There’s a “Bump” for ya, ya wanna be wordsmithin’ assh–e!
Lets get this straight, women are “with child”, “expecting”, “showing” etc. Its not a BUMP! Its a BABY!!!!
Heart Attack Avoided for One More Day,