The Scolai

“Just a Good Guy…With a Few Bad Habits”

Baby Bump?

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Is it just me? Is my age showing, or is this about one of the most detestable pop culture phrases out there?

Christina’s Baby Bump, Nicole’s Baby Bump, Brittney’s Baby Bump, Insert no talent, over exposed pop tart’s Name here Baby Bump!!!!! AAAAHHHHHRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!

There is no other current phrase that inspires the type of psychotic rage in me that this one does (other than “potential democrat presidential candidate” or “helmet law” of course). I just want to find the originator of this phrase, put a steel toed boot in their stomach, then stand over their fetally positioned, agonizing body, watch the hematoma rise and say “There’s a “Bump” for ya, ya wanna be wordsmithin’ assh–e!

Lets get this straight, women are “with child”, “expecting”, “showing” etc. Its not a BUMP! Its a BABY!!!!

Heart Attack Avoided for One More Day,

I Remain,

The Scolai


Written by thescolai

July 19, 2007 at 10:31 am

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    I suppose when we can no longer obsess about their sex tapes, rehab, wieght loss, nipple slips, snorting coke in a bathroom, shaving heads, K-Fed husbands, rivals with other no talent retards, paparazi battles, and adopting babies of foreign lineage we have to now revert to thier stomachs and the babies within them only now to dehumanize them to a simple “bump”


    July 19, 2007 at 11:36 am

  2. EXCELLENT Avatar!

    The Scolai

    July 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm

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