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Another Round of Stupid Statements

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…and the Morons That Made Them.

“My State was a Slave State”

Senator Joe Biden (D) Delaware , when asked why he thought he would do well in southern Presidential primaries. 

“Never in the history of the United States have POWs come home looking like football players. These football players are no more heroes than Custer was. They’re military careerists and professional killers” who are “trying to make themselves look self-righteous, but they are war criminals according to law.”

Jane Fonda, speaking of American POW’s in Vietnam  

“I am JESUS, and my lawyers are my Twelve Apostles. Do not f**k with me.”

Courtney Hole, er, Love 

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago ”
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
 

“Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women.  And I hope I never get into that.”
Bill Clinton, former U.S. President (WHAT!?!) 

“He’s passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can’t give away. I think we should phase him out.”
Roy Disney, Walt Disney’s brother, 1937 

“Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do.”
Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser 

“I don’t think that Saddam Hussein is deliberately starving his own people. I would think that a man who gets 99 percent of the people to vote for him in an election and the people love him so much, how would they love a man that is starving them?”
Louis Farrakhan, Leader of The Nation of Islam 

“We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.”
Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.”
 Ted Kennedy, Senator (D) Massachusetts (Doing his best Je$$e Jack$on)

 

Scolai

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Written by thescolai

March 6, 2007 at 7:39 am

Posted in Blogroll, Politics, Quotes

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