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ALBANY, Ore. —  An Albany father used a 100,000-volt stun gun on his 18-month-old son, police said Monday. Rian Whittman, 23, has been accused of assault and criminal mistreatment. Police said he used it “multiple times” over three weeks. A police spokesman said there were up to 10 instances. (From Fox

This ignorant chimp is obviously the product of a closed genetic loop. “Rian” needs to spend 20+ years in the Oregon state pen as the prison wife of a sexually addicted, aids infested hillbilly lookin’ for some man lovin’. And of course, said hillbilly should be provided “Rian’s” own stun gun for use on “Rian’s” own tiny testicles thrice daily. Is there ANY valid reason that this pathetic inbred hasn’t undergone advanced stun gun suppository therapy? If I recall correctly, Oregon is a state full of assisted suicide advocates. Will someone please call them up and offer “Rian” as a test case?



Written by thescolai

February 6, 2007 at 12:35 pm

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